Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she pinky promised me she was 18
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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