It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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