i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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