i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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