That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I need to align my fucking chakras
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