Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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