I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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