I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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