Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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