Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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