But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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