I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
tell me about the fingering
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