singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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