she was so not down for the gang bang
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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