Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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