So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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