Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Small penises have feelings too.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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