2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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