Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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