Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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