i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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