i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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