I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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