so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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