How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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