Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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