"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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