Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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