She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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