fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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