I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She needs sedatives and a leash
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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