My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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