big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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