So drunk its hurt
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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