maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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