I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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