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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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