I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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