he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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