if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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