dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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