drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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