Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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