I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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