Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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