Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
just found out that she named her cat after me.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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