Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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