You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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