god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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