It's Friday. Sex?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
then he tried to convert me to islam
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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