So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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