with your own penis?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I understand Curling. That high.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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