I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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