I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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