I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Where is the hickey?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I still have a little drunk in my system
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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